My boy Lance does this thing:  Here’s my response:

There were probably some people whose uncle thought Blade Runner was the future. I wasn’t one of them.

Right now, I’m looking at a Venn diagram that has a 90% overlap with the faction of vinyl is warmer than a down jacket from American Apparel. But they still have a bootleg copy of ProTools lying around to kick out some beats on a rainy weekend when the internet is acting up.

I just downloaded the Dull Blade Runner plugin. D string on my G&L broke and the kids are napping anyway.

She saw the headphones on and rolled her eyes.