February 2012
26 posts
Today's Advice for Men
Always remember, as hard as it might be:
The cruel puppet master known as the menstrual cycle is at least twice as hard on the actress as it is on the audience.
That which makes me happier than anything else
is my kids, hands down, by far, bar none.
Examples:
When Junegee* is playing in his room by himself, and, from the living room or kitchen, I hear him spontaneously break into song, at full volume and nearly perfect pitch.
When I get home from work, see Juneho* at the window when I get out of my car, see him run from one window to the other as I walk along the path to the door, and then bolts to...
I'm having a moment
where I’m realizing that I was placing all of my eggs into a basket that doesn’t actually exist. bummer.
Another Reason I Need to Win the Lottery
the cost to a family as “average lifetime costs per person were estimated at $921,000 for persons with cerebral palsy.”
WatchI mean, really.
The weekend is when I do some of my best overeating.
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Spring training hasn’t even started and yet I just bought my mlb.tv subscription for the season. Send help. Or baseball. Preferably baseball
Today's Playlist
Adam’s Apple - Wayne Shorter
Oh No - Girl Talk
Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes
Hey Jude - Wilson Pickett
Berimbass - Renaud Garcia-Fons Trio
Enter the Ninja - Die Antwoord
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Eros - Tortoise
Yyz - Rush
Rich Girl - The Bird and the Bee
The Gas Face - 3rd Bass
Here and Heaven - The Goat Rodeo Sessions
High Plains Drifter - Beastie Boys
Epistrophy -...
Conversation with a coworker who's a Giants fan
Me: you watch any TV last night?
Him: yeah, there was a Happy Days marathon on.
Me: my favorite was the one where Brady jumped the shark.
That which I find ironic.
248K people have +1’d the Facebook for Android app.
100 Word Song
My boy Lance does this thing: Here’s my response:
There were probably some people whose uncle thought Blade Runner was the future. I wasn’t one of them.
Right now, I’m looking at a Venn diagram that has a 90% overlap with the faction of vinyl is warmer than a down jacket from American Apparel. But they still have a bootleg copy of ProTools lying around to kick out some beats on a rainy...