Dylan's Super-Experimental tumblr thing

I'm Dylan - This is my tumblelog - the place where I put random bits and bobs of things that I find interesting. Perhaps you even will too. That'd be sweet.

I also created and post frequently to Fuck Yeah Braves.
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Our new microwave, in the sense that we’ve decided to stop using our microwave in favor of using actual heat to reheat food.

Reverse ransom note that was awaiting me at my desk upon returning from lunch.

For you will still be here tomorrow, but your dreams may not.
Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam

Dear Mr. Fulmer:

Thank you for your recent correspondence concerning H.R. 1148, the Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act. I appreciate your taking the time to express your thoughts on this important matter. I am grateful for the privilege of representing you and serving as a voice for the citizens of Virginia’s Fifth District.

I agree with you that members of Congress that engage in insider trading practices should be prosecuted by the Securities and Exchanges Commission (SEC) to the fullest extent possible. Recently, officials from the SEC told the Senate Committee on Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs that the SEC has the authority to prosecute members of Congress that conduct financial transaction based on nonpublic information. You may also be interested to know that the House Committee on Financial Services, of which I am a member, held a hearing on December 6, 2011, to examine how the SEC investigates insider trading by Congress, as well as H.R. 1148. Please be assured that I will give your thoughts every consideration as the House Committee on Financial Services takes action on H.R. 1148

I hope you stay connected to our office with updates on the latest news, legislation, and other useful information, by signing up for our e-newsletter on our website, hurt.house.gov. Thank you again for your communication and please do not hesitate to contact our office with any future questions or comments.

Sincerely,

Robert Hurt

Since I know you’re so interested.

Dusted (Taken with instagram)

Askcuse: to ask a question while simultaneously accusing the askee of having already given an unsatisfactory response.

E.G. Why didn’t you (because you’re a parasite that thrives on my suffering) take out the trash?

Shouldn’t these really be sold as a set?

Today’s wish: that online MBA programs only cost a couple hundred bucks, and not in the 20-50 grand range.

The anatomy of a ridiculously good sandwich: First, you confit some pork belly. Then you slice it and pan fry it. Take some spinach and garlic, wilt in the pork fat and then add some tabasco. Take the roasted red pepper you made yesterday. Add some cheese and bread. Put it under the broiler. Cut on the diagonal and enjoy the fuck out of it. Which I did. Immensely.